An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".
Chris Crocker: “Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”
by Vad3r September 13, 2007
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A horrible, snaggle toothed, slimy faggot attention whore; has a shit ton of vids on youtube that no one should ever watch. All he does in these videos is bitch and moan about random shit.

The dude actually thinks he's a woman.
The dude has a video on youtube right now in which he actually cries thru the whole thing about people making fun of Britney's comeback on the VMAs. Get a life.

Chris Crocker was on the front page of Ebaum's World? Why are you encouraging him?

Every time I see Chris Crocker, I want to vomit.
by Reinhealdz September 13, 2007
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An attention whore on youtube. (In his view), If you don't like him, you are obviuosly a homophobe; it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that he always bitches about stuff, said "who cares" about 9/11, and acts like a retard

Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.

Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)

Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.
Have you seen Chris Crocker? He is so annoying!
by 557 Vinto March 20, 2009
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A gay cross dresser man who is famous for defending Britney Spears' bad VMA performance on a youtube video titled Leave Britney Alone!.
Chris Crocker: (talking like a black woman and crying) And how fucking dare anyone talk bad about Britney, after all she's been through... Leave Britney Spears alone right NOW. I mean it!... All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!! -crying-... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! -sobbing at this point-
by eleanorrigby March 13, 2008
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Chris Crocker is a proudly gay cross-dressing YouTube blogger, (made famous by his highly melodramatic “Leave Britney Alone” vid) who had the potential to become a good video blogger once he attained fame, but somewhat sabotaged that chance by posting more over-dramatized, acted out rants about seemingly trivial matters which overshadow his ACTUAL GOOD videos. IMO, these definitions already listed on UD either blindly over-beat or over-praise Chris Crocker, so here’s my 2 cents.

A lot of the hate for Chris Crocker is to blame on first impressions of his less serious videos where he practically acts stupid, parades an elitist attitude and says wads of overzealous bullshit often in a ‘ghetto’ voice (perhaps, for attention?) But believe it or not, many of Chris’s more serious videos give out very worthy messages, because instead of ranting he looks at the bigger picture and comments very reasonably, down to earth and intelligently on social issues which affect many different people, and not only what he’s experiencing. His over-acted vids are laughable, and that’s what they should be seen as- not taken seriously as Chris’s honest views.
I'll give Chris Crocker credit for being his own person, but at times he seriously has to grow up.
by R'Amen December 6, 2010
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A man who single-handedly set gay people back a thousand years.
Person 1: Hey, that guy's gay!
Person 2: Chris Crocker is gay too!
Person 1+2: GET HIM!!!
by felel November 2, 2008
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Some sissy guy with no life who adores Britney Spears in a ridiculous way. He/She became pathetically famous after Britney's crappy performance on the MTVs 2007... Everybody was trashing Spears, when he/she spoke to the world, swimming in tears and defending Spears via YouTube... Glaring mistake!

Britney Crocker sissy fag
"Please leave me alooooone!"

"Oh, come on, don't be such a Chris Crocker, it's not gonna work"
by Jake-O September 18, 2007
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