by Go2 May 11, 2008
The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.
Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.
by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017
What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.
Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.
by omfgsam November 1, 2007
by Curly Gonzo May 25, 2007
When you are performing cunnilungus on a gal and while inserting your finger into her asshole, you shockingly connect with a turd, poking it back from which it came. The act resembles Davey Crocket tamping a musket ball down his musket barrel.
Also known as the Musketeer.
Also known as the Musketeer.
by Crocketman July 15, 2012
The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.
Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.
by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006
Pubic lice with serious biting power, similar to a crocodile bite. Crabs. Parasites. Crotch crickets.
I saw LIL STEVIE scratching his pubes all day, that chick he hooked up with at the beach must have given him some some serious salt water crockets.
by Curly Gonzo May 25, 2007