buttwad 

1) A fragment of toilet tissue that is left behind after wiping.

2) An individual who is a complete moron. Having the intellect of said fragment of tissue (after being soiled, of course)

1) I walked around all day before noticing the buttwad that had been stuck to my posterior.

2) George W Bush is a complete freakin' buttwad.

buttwad by SugarBunni February 10, 2004

Buttwad 

An obstinate individual who is so set in their ways that they will refuse all new ideas, even when the idea presented is something the person likes or would benefit them.

Dude, I know you want to come to the fair with us, quit being a buttwad.

Buttwad by l3ortron August 28, 2017

Buttpads 

Something that Malu Trevejo wears righteously

Just check her intsagram You will see her buttpads

Buttpads by TeylorAnn October 4, 2017

buttmad 

Being angry about something petty or inconsequential, especially as a result of being highly sensitive about the given subject.

He's just buttmad because the jungler is camping his lane and he's losing.

I get so buttmad when someone TKs me in Counter-Strike.

buttmad by Immaterial October 24, 2014

buttmad 

Being particularly mad at something while being butthurt. Often a result of being trolled on the Internet.

I called this guy a hipster and he got so buttmad.

buttmad by ita0ts January 27, 2011

Buttwaz 

A distressingly watery ejection from the human anus. Waz:piss::Buttwaz:(unmentionable.)

"That chipotle gave me the worst buttwaz."

Buttwaz by DeHawpenz September 12, 2011

buttad 

extremely high

person 1: Eeeeeh look at his eyes. Why won't he stop laughing?
person 2:He's buttad

buttad by swisherrrr November 17, 2010