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this is someone who tries to read what people have written on the butt of their pants, but reads something totally different than what it really says.
this guy named evan thought this really hot girls pants said, "danger" when it really said "dancer." this is someone who can't read well so they are called a buttad because he can't read this girls pants. So this person was embarassed for being so stupid, but he tried to make it by saying it was a joke. the joke was ot funny!
buttad by happypeanut November 9, 2005
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buttdicking 

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.
“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”
buttdicking by C. MURDER March 31, 2021
a word used for timbs often in philly
Ooooh got the buttas out”
Buttas by byeeephelicia October 2, 2018

Butta dawg 

Dog wit the butta on him.
Butta dawg by Scrambled Pancakes October 27, 2020

Baby, I'm Gonna Butta Yo Bread 

What happens after you drop your coat and grab your toes, cause that's where the wild goose goes.

From the movie "Super Troopers"
"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"
To stick ones finger ,usually in the form of a sneak attack, in someone's ass crack when it is exposed above their pant/underwear line. While doing so scream "Buttack!!!"
As Emmett leaned over exposing his plumbers crack Jason exclaimed "Buttack!!" While sliding his pointer down his toosh.
Buttack by Toiletstains March 30, 2015