Buttward 

When someone sits their fat arse on your head, imprinting the shape of their butt on to your face.
Named after the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick sat on Squidward.

Ouch! You fell on me
*looks in mirror*
NOOO! I'm a Buttward!!!

Buttward by Petermelon October 15, 2011

buttward 

The direction of a persons butt

Chick: You were just checking out my butt
Guy: No I wasn't, I was just looking in your buttward direction, and your pink phone in your butt pocket caught my attention

buttward by HannibalDoc January 12, 2012

buttwad 

1) A fragment of toilet tissue that is left behind after wiping.

2) An individual who is a complete moron. Having the intellect of said fragment of tissue (after being soiled, of course)

1) I walked around all day before noticing the buttwad that had been stuck to my posterior.

2) George W Bush is a complete freakin' buttwad.

buttwad by SugarBunni February 10, 2004

Buttwad 

An obstinate individual who is so set in their ways that they will refuse all new ideas, even when the idea presented is something the person likes or would benefit them.

Dude, I know you want to come to the fair with us, quit being a buttwad.

Buttwad by l3ortron August 28, 2017

Buttlard 

the white stuff that comes out of a rectum after prolonged anal sex, usually when the anal cavity is stretched and unable to close.

Man 1: Dude, there was a cheerleader in the guys locker room
Man 2: Wait what?
Man 1: Yea, she took the whole football team up the ass, she blew out and everything
Man 2: *shudders* Ugh.. thanks for the mental image of buttlard man

Buttlard by Skellitor301 June 1, 2015

Buttwardhan 

This is any guy (or a girl) whose surname is patwardhan, except that s/he is crazy about butts.

Hey look at that Buttwardhan, smaking that badonkadonk & poking his boner in all inappropriate places

Buttwardhan by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

buttard

A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.

Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.

"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake

buttard by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003