Buttward

When someone sits their fat arse on your head, imprinting the shape of their butt on to your face.
Named after the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick sat on Squidward.

Ouch! You fell on me
*looks in mirror*
NOOO! I'm a Buttward!!!

by Petermelon October 15, 2011

buttward

The direction of a persons butt

Chick: You were just checking out my butt
Guy: No I wasn't, I was just looking in your buttward direction, and your pink phone in your butt pocket caught my attention

by HannibalDoc January 12, 2012