On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".

"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)

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bumwaffle

A bumwaffle is a usless person who acts like they know EVERYTHING!!!! Bumwaffle people also like crumpets.

Girl: Did you see Tiffany talking to Brian about hoovers?
Girl 2 : Oh my god she was such a bumwaffle!
Girl: I know she told me she hates hoovers!
Girl 2 : She has no boobs also!

bumwaffle by Macccccccccccccccc November 7, 2007

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buttwaffel

when you stick a waffel in your undies and serve with ice cream

would you like a "ButtWaffel" that i've been brewing for 21 years straight, in and out of bed?

buttwaffel by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

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butt waffle

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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