buttwaffle

a play on ass hole--pretty much a stupid person.

Shut up you stupid buttwaffle.

by Jamey-Robby-Jeffrey June 1, 2005

buttwaffle

To spank ones ass with a tennis racquet, leaving a waffle pattern on their behind.

Greg gave Susie one hell of a buttwaffle last night.

by Haras11 August 20, 2017

Butt waffle

On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".

"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)

by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006

bumwaffle

A bumwaffle is a usless person who acts like they know EVERYTHING!!!! Bumwaffle people also like crumpets.

Girl: Did you see Tiffany talking to Brian about hoovers?
Girl 2 : Oh my god she was such a bumwaffle!
Girl: I know she told me she hates hoovers!
Girl 2 : She has no boobs also!

by Macccccccccccccccc November 7, 2007

buttwaffel

when you stick a waffel in your undies and serve with ice cream

would you like a "ButtWaffel" that i've been brewing for 21 years straight, in and out of bed?

by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

butt waffle

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

by Siegasaurus June 29, 2007