Buttsicle

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

by cometsolveseverything February 10, 2011

buttsicles

typically happens in colder climates in the winter when you have been in a bar or warm indoor climate for a significant amount of time and your butt starts to sweat. When you leave and go out side, all of a sudden you have icicles in the crack of your ass from frozen sweat.

I wanted to leave that concert so bad but now these buttsicles are making me think twice.

by semadar July 12, 2008

buttsicle

a penis that is sucked upon (like a popsicle) after being in someone's anus

Guy 1: I went ass to mouth on that girl
Guy 2: She enjoy that buttsicle?

by TheKRG September 17, 2009

buttsicle

when a person is acting so meany or stupid the only comeback you can make is with the word buttsicle.

everyone at school today was being such a buttsicle.

by jamescharles7819 May 29, 2019

Buttsicle

After a man has anal sex and he has poop on his dick, then his partner proceeds to suck it off.

Hey babe, I've got some left overs. Ready for your buttsicle!

by AwesomeLawson721 November 11, 2017