Buttstadt 

One who interrupts conversations, then immediately sees it's self out of said conversation.

Persona A "Hi." Person B "Hello." A Buttstadt "Blah blah, sorry, I'll see myself outta this conversation now..."

Buttstadt by Jbz October 16, 2012

Buttshawty 

Someone with a big booty

Damn she’s Buttshawty look at her big butt

Buttshawty by Natedawg248 December 30, 2019

International Buttstretcher Day 

A holiday celebrated every August 4, enacted by cs188 in 2016. Not much is known about it, but as the day's name suggests it likely involves stretching butts.

"WOO-HOO! It's International Buttstretcher Day, ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww yeah......awww yeah......"

International Buttstretcher Day by Arrceeay June 28, 2019

buttstache 

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.

Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!

buttstache by Scat-lover April 25, 2004

buttstain-brown 

The color left in underwear, bed-linen or elsewhere, usually in a streak.

Do you want your peanut butter spread thick, or just buttstain-brown?

I like the color of that table, not as dark as walnut, not as light as maple, more of a buttstain-brown.

buttstain-brown by buggy October 20, 2005

Buttstash 

White trash moustache

Every guy in the boonies over age 15 has the same fucking buttstash

Buttstash by Bob Boberts September 23, 2003

pencilton-buttstache 

When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.

I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!

pencilton-buttstache by eric1337 April 24, 2008