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Buttshaft 

A term used by teens to recognize that they are in the room. It is usualy yelled in a viking-like manor.
Andrew:(walks into the room) Buttshaft everybody!

Everyone else: Buttshaft Andrew
Buttshaft by mr.0wl February 23, 2009
Words you can keep

Buttsharking

Man did you see Bob buttsharking the new Boss.
Buttsharking by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

Buttshawty 

Someone with a big booty
Damn she’s Buttshawty look at her big butt
Buttshawty by Natedawg248 December 30, 2019

buttshitfaceass 

someone who just sucks ass, someone no one likes, someone that everyone who wud wanna knee right in the balls!
"Just cause i love fall out boy doesnt mean im a buttshitfaceass!"
"Yes it does"

"I think tony hawk is overrated, and ryan sheckler is def not a pussy, and he is better than mullen and haslam!"
"Go suck suck major cock, u dick lick, stupid buttshitfaceass!"

Bunshaft 

The act of inserting one's penis between another's buttocks without penetration
Yeah, she's cool and all, but all she ever wants to do is bunshaft.
Bunshaft by Cookie_Monsta November 15, 2010

Buttsharpies 

The name for a group of permanent markers that are placed inside the anus of a human being, then photographed, and posted on reddit.com.
Completely NSFW, but is can be found at the subreddit:

/r/ButtSharpies/
You see that picture on reddit? That chick had the world record with 14 buttsharpies!
Buttsharpies by Hex68 January 15, 2014

Buttshit 

Different than the more ambiguous term "shit", Buttshit refers to the actual shit from a butt.
That smells like buttshit.
Buttshit by Pryceless4lyfe February 22, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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