buttplay

the use of the anal orifice in sexual gratification, whether through the use of a male penis, a vibrator, or beads (regular or vibrating)

Snoopy G loves a little buttplay.

by Duckie Wuckie November 8, 2005

buttplay

Bureaucratic fuckery so objectively severe and/or pervasive that it prohibits the accomplishment of anything of intrinsic intellectual, artistic, or moral worth.

The university's faculty were dismayed to encounter such a high degree of buttplay so early into the new dean's appointment.

by WirArmeLeut August 28, 2020

buttplay

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal

Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.

by Jack May 17, 2004

Buttplay Bubba

1. A submissive domantrix target
2. a victim of bullying

3. a member of fat chicks the requiem
4. nicki minaj stan

Buttplay Bubba pushed me over and then spat on me and called me a filthy slag.

by dinglemyberry October 20, 2022

English buttplay

When phenomenal conversation in a bar leads to the feeling of a real connection but once you get back to the hotel room things get weird. He asks you to locate your strap on but you unfortunately forgot yours, so you regrettably end up with several fingers in his fanny while pleasures himself. You hate yourself because of how much you enjoy it.. This won't be you're last time.

English buttplay is a result of being unprepared and leaves you with dirty fingers and less dirty sheets

by Big_loges June 21, 2016

buttplate

An excerpt from the Scruf Handbook: Page 33, paragraph 4.

A slab of metal placed over the butt region to protect you from unwanted gaybee attacks. When the faggy attacker attempts to shove his fag stick in your butthole a loud "gong" sound can be heard as his dick crumbles against the steel. And now that fag is gonna get beatdown.

<gong!!!> "ohhh, your fuckin' dead now! My buttplate saved my browneye from gettin' gayified. YDB."

by Reggie and Ramone August 16, 2006

buttslayed

When your girlfriend cheats, you break up, and then get back together. Being buttslayed is the aftermath.

Man Kyle was so buttslayed after him and Tanisha got back together.

by AlienSalt May 3, 2018