buttplate

An excerpt from the Scruf Handbook: Page 33, paragraph 4.

A slab of metal placed over the butt region to protect you from unwanted gaybee attacks. When the faggy attacker attempts to shove his fag stick in your butthole a loud "gong" sound can be heard as his dick crumbles against the steel. And now that fag is gonna get beatdown.

<gong!!!> "ohhh, your fuckin' dead now! My buttplate saved my browneye from gettin' gayified. YDB."

by Reggie and Ramone August 16, 2006

buttmate

someone who sits behind you in an office or class. They are postioned so that you seldom see their face but who shares an area but try not to touch.

Yo cuz whose your buttmate in class?

by beaver60 February 3, 2007

Immaculate Buttpirate

A gay man who rapes other men and leaves no evidence behind.

The Newspaper Times

FRONT PAGE NEWS

POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!

In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.

by YaniK August 7, 2009

Buttslave

A person who is merely used as a sex object. See also: bitch, fucktoy

"I will make you my personal Buttslave!"
"I will not be your Buttslave anymore."

by Emevas April 7, 2005

Buttplay Bubba

1. A submissive domantrix target
2. a victim of bullying

3. a member of fat chicks the requiem
4. nicki minaj stan

Buttplay Bubba pushed me over and then spat on me and called me a filthy slag.

by dinglemyberry October 20, 2022

buttpirate

someone who enjoys ravaging and raiding someones ass hole searching for lost treasure, or just fir pure enjoyment.

Harvey the buttpirate plundered Blackbeards ass numerous amounts of times. Blackbeard enjoys this type of enjoyment.

by John Gentry August 16, 2003

Buttflake

A motor vehicle driver that, when turning left, does not enter the nearest correct lane.

Stupid buttflake! Now I can't change lanes!

by #1Fanilow November 13, 2006