Buttoncucked

The act of interacting with an object such as a control panel or elevator in a co-op video game before your friend, leaving them feeling left out and crestfallen.

"I always get distracted fighting enemies and looking for secrets, by the time I see the door is ready to open I've already been buttoncucked."

Buttoncucked by EvilDeadisaprettysolidfilm July 4, 2026

buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.

Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?

buttcucked by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019

Buttonfucker 

{plat a new hashtag: #DroidRights}

“I wish i’d included ‘#droidrights’ in the hashtag list for my definition of ‘Buttonfucker’”

Buttonfucker by MisplacedMachineRage April 3, 2021

Buttonfucker 

BUTTONFUCKER: A scriptkidde who mangles your phone operationall interface by reassigning your touchscreens’ responsiveness. Derived from east european jewish custom of “touch a button” at the sight of a nun or monk; hence there is an implied motive of ever have your backspace key go inexplicably into overdrive???—i put it more succinctly here but for that, siri you k*nt! implied motive of religious difference prejudice anddriven by unholy behavioral/computational alliance.
Um, putanotherway, implying another rival belief system practitioner is trying to squelch your opinion, or possibly make you seem incompetent

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Q: does this seem a geeky joke? if so, rejectable:—
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Usage: ‘buttonfucker’ is Seldom used in written communication, most usually a loud scream of frustrated pain by , the gaslighted

Buttonfucker by MisplacedMachineRage April 3, 2021