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buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.
Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
buttcucked by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019
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Buttonfucker 

{plat a new hashtag: #DroidRights}
“I wish i’d included ‘#droidrights’ in the hashtag list for my definition of ‘Buttonfucker’”

Buttonfucker 

BUTTONFUCKER: A scriptkidde who mangles your phone operationall interface by reassigning your touchscreens’ responsiveness. Derived from east european jewish custom of “touch a button” at the sight of a nun or monk; hence there is an implied motive of ever have your backspace key go inexplicably into overdrive???—i put it more succinctly here but for that, siri you k*nt! implied motive of religious difference prejudice anddriven by unholy behavioral/computational alliance.
Um, putanotherway, implying another rival belief system practitioner is trying to squelch your opinion, or possibly make you seem incompetent

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Q: does this seem a geeky joke? if so, rejectable:—
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Usage: ‘buttonfucker’ is Seldom used in written communication, most usually a loud scream of frustrated pain by , the gaslighted

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026