2 definitions by MisplacedMachineRage

{plat a new hashtag: #DroidRights}

BUTTONFUCKER: A scriptkidde who mangles your phone operationall interface by reassigning your touchscreens’ responsiveness. Derived from east european jewish custom of “touch a button” at the sight of a nun or monk; hence there is an implied motive of ever have your backspace key go inexplicably into overdrive???—i put it more succinctly here but for that, siri you k*nt! implied motive of religious difference prejudice anddriven by unholy behavioral/computational alliance.
Um, putanotherway, implying another rival belief system practitioner is trying to squelch your opinion, or possibly make you seem incompetent

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Q: does this seem a geeky joke? if so, rejectable:—
alistairchatbot@iCloud.com; in for pythagorean brotherhood}