buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.

Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?

buttcucked by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019

Buttfucker3000 

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

Buttfucker3000 by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021

ButtFuckery 

ButtFuckery means bullshit

wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank

ButtFuckery by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

buttpucker 

Something so thrilling that you feel it in the pit of your stomach and your anus puckers up, too.

Have you ever gone skydiving? It's a real buttpucker!

buttpucker by Mica M December 23, 2007

Buttfuckery 

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

Buttfuckery by Orion79 July 3, 2011

buttfuckery 

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

buttfuckery by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

Buttfucker Todd 

A man who loves children.

Buttfucker Todd is a pedophile.

Buttfucker Todd by gcate December 17, 2018