Buttfet

To eat several assess in one sitting

I had three girls over last night and went wild on an all-you-can-eat buttfet!

by RokkaRolla June 13, 2018

All-you-can-eat Buttfet

A sexual act, during which one person systematically performs anilingus on a minimum of 4 partners in rapid succession. Differentiated from Russian Poolette by ensuring all participants have evacuated their digestive systems prior to performing this act.

Dylan thinks Bri met a bunch of dudes at Walmart to have an all-you-can-eat buttfet.

by Batmansnutsack February 25, 2026

buttffet

An establishment serving all you can eat ass

I walked into the buttffet and was in awe over the rows of dishes under heat lamps bent over with their asses ready to eat.

I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't

by Lunicus February 23, 2012

Buttlet

A term of endearment for something or someone of extraordinary cuteness. Conveys a feeling of silliness and childlike super-cuteness.

I love you honey, you are my special buttlet.

by liljoint April 4, 2009

buttfed

Noun. Synonym for FBI agent, homonym for butthead. Derogatory police slang, frequently encountered in crime dramas with a pronounced anti-federal bent (cf. CSI: Miami). Complex metonymic substitution derived from three firmly held beliefs: 1. States' rights; 2. Sexual ambiguity of neat dressers; 3. You are what you eat (cf. grass-fed).

Singular:
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."

Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"

by Lönnrot December 18, 2022

Buttfeeding

It's where one person puts a banana in their butt, and then someone else takes it out. by way of eating the banana. Similar to Cool Butt feeding, but not specific to one person.

"So this one night, Sally buttfed out of Johnny. I didn't know what Buttfeeding was so she called me a douche bag."

by LOLflute November 8, 2009

buttfer

Used as a joke while going through a checklist.

"Got the hammer?" "yep" "got the drill?" "check" "got the buttfer?" "whats a butt for?" "pooping stupid!"

by raphec October 18, 2007