buttffet 

An establishment serving all you can eat ass

I walked into the buttffet and was in awe over the rows of dishes under heat lamps bent over with their asses ready to eat.

I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't

buttffet by Lunicus February 23, 2012

buttfetti 

Noun
The toilet paper residue left on your cheeks after you wipe.

“Kari was unaware of her buttfetti which would go on to ruin her Netflix and chill tinder date. Just another example of the dangers of one-ply toilet paper.”

buttfetti by buttfetti69 February 8, 2020

Buttfet 

To eat several assess in one sitting

I had three girls over last night and went wild on an all-you-can-eat buttfet!

Buttfet by RokkaRolla June 13, 2018

All-you-can-eat Buttfet

A sexual act, during which one person systematically performs anilingus on a minimum of 4 partners in rapid succession. Differentiated from Russian Poolette by ensuring all participants have evacuated their digestive systems prior to performing this act.

Dylan thinks Bri met a bunch of dudes at Walmart to have an all-you-can-eat buttfet.

All-you-can-eat Buttfet by Batmansnutsack February 25, 2026