buttffet

An establishment serving all you can eat ass

I walked into the buttffet and was in awe over the rows of dishes under heat lamps bent over with their asses ready to eat.

I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't

buttffet by Lunicus February 23, 2012

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buttfetti

Noun
The toilet paper residue left on your cheeks after you wipe.

“Kari was unaware of her buttfetti which would go on to ruin her Netflix and chill tinder date. Just another example of the dangers of one-ply toilet paper.”

buttfetti by buttfetti69 February 8, 2020

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Buttfet

To eat several assess in one sitting

I had three girls over last night and went wild on an all-you-can-eat buttfet!

Buttfet by RokkaRolla June 13, 2018

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All-you-can-eat Buttfet

A sexual act, during which one person systematically performs anilingus on a minimum of 4 partners in rapid succession. Differentiated from Russian Poolette by ensuring all participants have evacuated their digestive systems prior to performing this act.

Dylan thinks Bri met a bunch of dudes at Walmart to have an all-you-can-eat buttfet.

All-you-can-eat Buttfet by Batmansnutsack February 25, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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