Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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1. An evaluation: a judgment about something based on an understanding of the situation.

2. Property valuation: a calculation of the value of something, made especially for tax or insurance purposes.

3. Amount calculated: an amount assessed, e.g. on property.

4. Educational evaluation: a method of evaluating student performance and attainment.

1. Although the conclusions were quite disappointing, it was a fair assessment of the project.
2. They went to assess the property to see how much it was worth.
3. According to the assessment, the store's worth 1.6M.
4. His essay sucked, so when assessed.. He's got a 1 out of 10.
by Jafje August 22, 2007
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Judgment of the motives, of shady crazy malicious people..
Dude im just going to sit back and make a assessment this situation...
by Killin You September 18, 2010
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the process of determining wear on a piece of furniture based on the number of times it has been sat in
You know, John's been sleeping on the couch for months, plus all the parties we've been having? It might be time to give that couch a serious assessment.
by Cadalso January 29, 2008
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1. The act of assessing something of someone;
2. Criterion's arch nemesis. He owns his own line of cereal and is in constant competition with Criterion. He likes to eat anything that will pass through his fairly hard, yet rubbery body.
Isarena: It's...Assessment! He's come to destroy Criterion's fame and fortune!
Mimi: Gosh!
by SockEater September 6, 2006
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Pre-assessment is a test students can take before a new unit to find out what the students need more instruction on and what they may already know. Pre-assessment is a way to save teachers time within the classroom while teaching new material.
The kids take a Pre-assessment in school
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Code word British teachers are using when talking about GCSEs during the pandemic. They are the same as the GCSE exams but done earlier in the year, higher in quantity, and in the classrooms instead of the hall.
Teacher: It's NOT an exam! It's just a mini-assessment to see how you're doing. It will count towards your final grade but it isn't the ONLY thing that will, so it's not important and I don't want you stressing over it.
by the rain master May 4, 2021
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