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To rock, shake, kick or use any other form of abuse towards a vending machine to obtain free snacks.
Yo, Want to go and assess with Team Alpha afterschool?
by Brrrrap boy May 17, 2008
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Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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