buttwet 

to get pissed off or be in a really pissy mood

Ryan got all buttwet when a homo grabbed his ass.

buttwet by brandy27 October 7, 2006

Buttweave 

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people

Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.

Buttweave by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013

buttweevils 

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.

Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.

buttweevils by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

Buttlet 

A term of endearment for something or someone of extraordinary cuteness. Conveys a feeling of silliness and childlike super-cuteness.

I love you honey, you are my special buttlet.

Buttlet by liljoint April 4, 2009

Buttweiner 

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.

He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.

Buttweiner by mandyman January 31, 2009

Buttweasel 

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.

(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"

Buttweasel by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

buttweenis 

'weenis' is the extra skin on your elbow
'butt' is your gluteus maximus, or for you idiots it's the ass
therefore when combined it is the extra skin on someones glutues maximus.
usually used when insulting someone or just complimenting them.

"you're a fuckin buttweenis!" or "wutssup buttweenis?"

buttweenis by Paloma M. November 20, 2006