buttfat

an insult to someone who sits on their ass all day. can also refer to a jew.

dude1: whoa check out that buttfat!
dude2: yeh bro wouldnt like to be sat on by him
dude1: srsly
dude2: yeh
dude1: shit
dude2: dang

by Todd Harley July 4, 2008

buttface miscreant

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls

rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?

by team jess January 9, 2022

buttmate

someone who sits behind you in an office or class. They are postioned so that you seldom see their face but who shares an area but try not to touch.

Yo cuz whose your buttmate in class?

by beaver60 February 3, 2007

Buttfae

A class of fairy originating from the anus or lower intestinal region.

Commonly used as a pejorative.

"You're a buttfae!"
"The first buttfae were discovered by Baltimore City Sewage Treatment Engineers in the summer of 1994. Since then, seven different species of this rectal fairy have been discovered."

by Treatment Engineer August 20, 2008

buttfarts

Farts which emerges from one's butt, and not another orifice.

After eating a large can of beans, Steve made many loud and disgusting buttfarts.

by A Cow Told Me To Write This August 15, 2007

buttfacebookdial

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.

I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

by NeologianPJG May 19, 2016

buttface

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.

CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?

by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016