Buttereyed 

The split second when you and your crush catch each other’s eyes. Or the split second you and your crush’s eyes meet because they caught you staring from the other side of the room.

“History was so boring! But guess what!!! Alex and I looked into each other’s eyes! I was so Buttereyed😍😍”

Buttereyed by Mehdoubletripleweirdo August 29, 2018

Buttered the bread

To have an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*

Buttered the bread by Tman15 April 18, 2017

buttered toast 

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".

I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!

buttered toast by da_sauce April 18, 2008

buttered theatre girth 

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

buttered theatre girth by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

Hot Buttered Elves 

An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.

Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!

Hot Buttered Elves by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006

Buttered Popcorn

The act of fucking someone in the ass who has eaten corn for a week straight, while using buttered flavored crisco as lube. When the heat from the friction of sex starts to build you can smell buttered popcorn. Carefull not to do it too fast or the pocorn will burn.

Last night Betsy and i made buttered popcorn.

Buttered Popcorn by glassballs4u October 30, 2016

buttered bun 

The private parts of a woman who has already had sexual intercourse with someone else

I had sex with Mary after the party, but I don't normally want a buttered bun.

buttered bun by Tom June 6, 2003