Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
by da_sauce April 18, 2008
Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.
"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy
by Erzebetmen December 26, 2008
Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because kinda smells like butter.
As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!
by groddie shit June 2, 2007
Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.
As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!
by groddie shit June 2, 2007
To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob
The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)
by Oh. Yes. May 31, 2019
Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
by CrzyJoker December 11, 2010
To make someone "Buttered Toast" is to buast a fat nut on a tan latino girl.
Brian: Yo Tom, i just made Selena into Buttered Toast Last night!
by Kameronii February 17, 2018