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Sponge Bob Bitter Pants 

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.
Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."

Lady Batter Bobsleigh

A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.
Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!

Buttery Bobcat

The action of attempting to insert a flaccid object into a tight hole.
"Dammit Billy, I'm trying to thread my tippet into this indicator and it's a total Buttery Bobcat going on over here."
"I was at the brothel last night and was so drunk I totally did a Buttery Bobcat"
Buttery Bobcat by mikehunt1010 October 30, 2018

Butterboots 

A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.
She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)
Butterboots by gap tooth grin February 23, 2010

ButterBoyfriend

A girl who is vile in every way, aside from her great taste in men. This man is the only good thing her life but she even drove him away after not allowing him to leave for two years. She abused him so much he now need therapy and she's too much of a bitch to care. She may blame him for everything, put him and everyone else down but that's because she's angry at herself for now being single forever. May be in denial that she was just a "practice girl" and "hannat." May never realize why no one wants to date her and was never loved.
Hannah's a total butterboyfriend. Everything about her is shitty, but her amazing (ex) boyfriend who could finally escape and be with the girl who was the woman of his dreams all along.

Butterbody 

A growing phenomenon(in more ways than one), a Butterbody is very much like a Butterface, only it pertains to a girl with a very pretty face and an overweight body.

I see this happening more and more these days.
Me: She's so pretty. Too bad she's heavy.
Buddy: Yep, classic Butterbody.
Butterbody by Kyle July 13, 2005