Buttcuff 

Some faggot who sticks to your ass all day and is one annoying piece of shit. No matter how hard of a hint you drop he'll never go away.

First Faggot: Man, that Habib is such a buttcuff he won't leave me alone!
Second Faggot (has a smaller penis): That's okay, I want him to love me.
First Faggot: You fag! You fist yourself all day!
Second Faggot:.....I do. *sniffs*

Buttcuff by Hugh G. Reckshun May 14, 2008

Butt Cuff 

A butt cuff is the lower part of your butt cheeks that curves under and connects to the thighs. It can also be know as the cuff of your butt.

The sun doesn't shine on your butt cuff when tanning. If you life up your butt cheeks there will be a distinctly lighter line where the cuff meets the thigh.

Butt Cuff by MahoneySucks October 8, 2011

Buttmuff 

A Butthole.....basically

Jimmy stuck it in her buttmuff happily

Buttmuff by sincityhero August 24, 2008

butthuff 

the act of inhaling ones gas directly from their asshole causing the inhaling party to get "high"

hey i when i was licking her pussy, i started on her asshole, i wetted my thumb with my mouth, then stuck my thumb in her asshole, she farted, and i butthuffed it

butthuff by butthuffer anonymous July 1, 2002

buttscuff sandwich 

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.

The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!

buttscuff sandwich by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

buttmuffin 

The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.

The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.

Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.

buttmuffin by Suki-M January 6, 2009

buttmuffin 

(n) An idiot or stupid person.

Oh you buttmuffin! Why'd you do that?

buttmuffin by Maddie14 January 2, 2009