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buttscuff sandwich 

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.
The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!
buttscuff sandwich by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Buttamuffin 

to press on the nose or tail of a snowboard while shredding next to gapers, sometimes called butters, nose slapy, tail slapy
180 nose butter to front boardslide to 270 out. "sick Buttamuffin"
Buttamuffin by Gnarkill420 January 25, 2009

Buttcuff 

Some faggot who sticks to your ass all day and is one annoying piece of shit. No matter how hard of a hint you drop he'll never go away.
First Faggot: Man, that Habib is such a buttcuff he won't leave me alone!
Second Faggot (has a smaller penis): That's okay, I want him to love me.
First Faggot: You fag! You fist yourself all day!
Second Faggot:.....I do. *sniffs*
Buttcuff by Hugh G. Reckshun May 14, 2008

buttacus 

to demesicate some one
if you want your burger to be heater i will buttacus it
buttacus by anonymous December 1, 2020

ButtScuffle 

One who creates a feeling of discomfort and strife leading to irritation and annoyance which can translate to a physical response of the tightening of your sphincter.
“Ugh Tom was being such a buttscuffle during the meeting when he kept arguing everyone’s point.”

“The HOA meeting, turned out to be nothing but a buttscuffle”

“My mother-in-Law can be such a buttscuffle”
ButtScuffle by Naughtia May 8, 2024