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buttscuff sandwich 

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.
The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!
buttscuff sandwich by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Buttamuffin 

to press on the nose or tail of a snowboard while shredding next to gapers, sometimes called butters, nose slapy, tail slapy
180 nose butter to front boardslide to 270 out. "sick Buttamuffin"
Buttamuffin by Gnarkill420 January 25, 2009

Buttcuff 

Some faggot who sticks to your ass all day and is one annoying piece of shit. No matter how hard of a hint you drop he'll never go away.
First Faggot: Man, that Habib is such a buttcuff he won't leave me alone!
Second Faggot (has a smaller penis): That's okay, I want him to love me.
First Faggot: You fag! You fist yourself all day!
Second Faggot:.....I do. *sniffs*
Buttcuff by Hugh G. Reckshun May 14, 2008

buttacus 

to demesicate some one
if you want your burger to be heater i will buttacus it
buttacus by anonymous December 1, 2020

ButtScuffle 

One who creates a feeling of discomfort and strife leading to irritation and annoyance which can translate to a physical response of the tightening of your sphincter.
“Ugh Tom was being such a buttscuffle during the meeting when he kept arguing everyone’s point.”

“The HOA meeting, turned out to be nothing but a buttscuffle”

“My mother-in-Law can be such a buttscuffle”
ButtScuffle by Naughtia May 8, 2024
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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