Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.
Some faggot who sticks to your ass all day and is one annoying piece of shit. No matter how hard of a hint you drop he'll never go away.
First Faggot: Man, that Habib is such a buttcuff he won't leave me alone!
Second Faggot (has a smaller penis): That's okay, I want him to love me.
First Faggot: You fag! You fist yourself all day!
Second Faggot:.....I do. *sniffs*
One who creates a feeling of discomfort and strife leading to irritation and annoyance which can translate to a physical response of the tightening of your sphincter.
“Ugh Tom was being such a buttscuffle during the meeting when he kept arguing everyone’s point.”
“The HOA meeting, turned out to be nothing but a buttscuffle”
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.