Buttmuff

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A Butthole.....basically

Jimmy stuck it in her buttmuff happily

Buttmuff by sincityhero August 24, 2008

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Buttmuff

Affectionately refers to the national forest or jungle of hair protecting the dark canyon of anal bliss, the shield to the turdcutter if you may. This thick mane which sprouts from thine crack makes it necessary to use a TurboJet 9000 to clear out butt butter and Klingons.

As I raised my feet toward the heavens and spread my cheeks for my boyfriend, I could feel my buttmuff wafting in the breeze like a field of barley.

Buttmuff by HawkMech81 December 19, 2020

Related Words

buttmuffin • Buttmuff • Butt Muffler • butt muffle • butthuff • Buttcuff • Butmuff • Buttamuffin • Buttbuffer • buttuff

Butmuff

a. A rare genetic mutation causing severe excesive pubic hair growth around the anus.
b. An amusingly witty insult.
c. A piece of wintersports equiptment used to prodect the rump from impacts and low temperatures.
www.buttmuff.com

You sir, are a butt muff.

Butmuff by Davio Grimmy April 15, 2005

Butt Muff

A patch of hair found on a persons buttocks.

His butt muff tickles my nose, but at least it keeps my lips warm.

Butt Muff by Faloola K Cheezy December 9, 2010

butthuff

the act of inhaling ones gas directly from their asshole causing the inhaling party to get "high"

hey i when i was licking her pussy, i started on her asshole, i wetted my thumb with my mouth, then stuck my thumb in her asshole, she farted, and i butthuffed it

butthuff by butthuffer anonymous July 1, 2002

buttmuffin

The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.

The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.

Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.

buttmuffin by Suki-M January 6, 2009

buttmuffin

(n) An idiot or stupid person.

Oh you buttmuffin! Why'd you do that?

buttmuffin by Maddie14 January 2, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026