Buttmuff

A Butthole.....basically

Jimmy stuck it in her buttmuff happily

by sincityhero August 24, 2008

Buttmuff

Affectionately refers to the national forest or jungle of hair protecting the dark canyon of anal bliss, the shield to the turdcutter if you may. This thick mane which sprouts from thine crack makes it necessary to use a TurboJet 9000 to clear out butt butter and Klingons.

As I raised my feet toward the heavens and spread my cheeks for my boyfriend, I could feel my buttmuff wafting in the breeze like a field of barley.

by HawkMech81 December 19, 2020

Butmuff

a. A rare genetic mutation causing severe excesive pubic hair growth around the anus.
b. An amusingly witty insult.
c. A piece of wintersports equiptment used to prodect the rump from impacts and low temperatures.
www.buttmuff.com

You sir, are a butt muff.

by Davio Grimmy April 15, 2005

Butt Muff

A patch of hair found on a persons buttocks.

His butt muff tickles my nose, but at least it keeps my lips warm.

by Faloola K Cheezy December 9, 2010

butthuff

the act of inhaling ones gas directly from their asshole causing the inhaling party to get "high"

hey i when i was licking her pussy, i started on her asshole, i wetted my thumb with my mouth, then stuck my thumb in her asshole, she farted, and i butthuffed it

by butthuffer anonymous July 1, 2002

buttmuffin

The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.

The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.

Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.

by Suki-M January 6, 2009

buttmuffin

(n) An idiot or stupid person.

Oh you buttmuffin! Why'd you do that?

by Maddie14 January 2, 2009