Buttchisel

A person who grinds on your butt day in and day out whether at a job or in a house in comon for their own selfish interests.

Shane the Buttchisel will grind on you until he gets what he wants even if it hurts you in the end...

by Greg Black April 23, 2007

Buttchillen

It's a broader term than couch potato. It's not really being lazy but just relaxing, chilling. Doing stuff but not doing anything specific just going with the flow chillen.

Watchin tv waiting for someone to text you? You're buttchillen.

WuBrah: Yo sup let's play Dota, you busy?

Mikey: Nah man just buttchillen, let's play.

by Shuroku June 26, 2012

Buttchugelson

When your friend has to butt chug a 6 pack of beers for not showing up for a commitment.

Yo! Jason! You owe us a buttchugelson for not showing up for kickball!

by WackAttack August 10, 2018

Buttwhistle

Audible flatulence out of the butt lips in any way shape or form, juicy, flat, loud, silent, etc.

Aw man, I thought I was going to poop but just buttwhistled.

by buttwhistler November 4, 2009

butt chisel

An extremely hard and compacted turd that "chisels" the butt.

"man, after that 12 hour flight, I dropped a butt chisel in the nearest available toilet.

by black coyote December 16, 2009

buttchiscrack

swiping the crack of a butt with the side of your hand

i gave Jim a "buttchiscrack" in the morning to make him mad

by Rotflol king July 6, 2009

Buttchill

When you go to sit at your desk as usual upon entering class, but the seat unexpectedly turns out to be at freezing temperatures so your butt goes into a state of shock from the cold.

Ex:

Aiden: (walking normally and begins to plop his ass on his chair) SHIT! Was this chair in a freezer?

Hungry Haroldson: Dude.. I think you've got buttchill.. you should like totally go to the nurse.

by chadeesa October 7, 2025