Buttwhistle

Audible flatulence out of the butt lips in any way shape or form, juicy, flat, loud, silent, etc.

Aw man, I thought I was going to poop but just buttwhistled.

by buttwhistler November 4, 2009

Bertwhistle

To Bertwhistle someon; is to remove clothing from around your rear end and it expose it to the nearest person. Normally an innoccent and unsuspecting women, is the target of a Bertwhistle

Badger shouts "Get your Bertwhistle out" Fodder reply's by dropping his kegs and revealing his booty

by Mark 'Bertwhislte' Smith October 4, 2004

Bumwhistler

A derogatory term referring to anyone who takes it in the butt.

Whoa dude, you don't want to go in that place, it's full of Bumwhistlers..

by furiousgeorge413 May 30, 2016

Birtwhistle

1. One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.(see tool)




2.someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat.




3. A person who is just ordinary, plain, not up to date. An outcast, boring, slow or just a nobody. Or who says something that doesn't attract anyone's attention. One who is not cool. Don't quite fit in.

Birtwhistle dosen't even know his just using him

by LOF93 January 18, 2009

email butt-whistle

1990 - The college buddy who won't go to the toga party because he logs into the school server to play on the UNIX system and gopher around the world
2000 - Anyone who puts their email checking schedule in front of other social activity
2006 - Dead Blackberry batteries.

This is a great party. Where's John at?
He's up at the school whistling.
John is an email butt-whistle

by Duluth Student September 20, 2006

Swedish butt whistle

the "Swedish Butt Whistle" is when one take an entire 750ml bottle of Mr. Black Coffee Liqeur, and butt chugs it

Stats: 1,000mg of caffeine and 20% alcohol.

Hits your system immediately and you die.

*DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES*

the only two people I could see doing this and surviving is 1. BadlandChugs and 2. ShoeNice33

but as of 03/14/2024, ShoeNice is now 40 days sober and I DONT want this post to be the reason he goes back to addiction again. keep it up shoenice, fuck poison.

Ronnie wanted to prove he was an alpha male not a sigma male like Brock suggested, so he did the Swedish butt whistle in front of everyone at the fraternity. He was hospitalized ASAP and died the following morning. Ego is one heckuva drug.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 14, 2024

Burpwhistle

Burping while whistling.

Person #1: "Ew."
Burpwhistler: "Sorry."

by Kyle1 July 2, 2009