Buted 

Being under the effects of or high on ketamine.

Why does Jeff keep touching his face like that?

He's buted, Tom, he sniffed like 5 lines of ketamine.

Buted by rxzl July 19, 2013

buttdicking 

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.

“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”

buttdicking by C. MURDER March 31, 2021

BustedPosters 

So shit, BustedPosters are as lame as BustedTees.
No win.
See also Fail

When i first saw those bustedposters ads, i thought Urban Dictionary got hacked by lame jokas

BustedPosters by An0nymous..... June 7, 2009

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop 

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop by The Creep1 March 27, 2013

Never Been Busted 

(nėv-ėr bėn bûs-tėd); exclaimation

A confident phrase emphasizing the proness of an experienced smoker and his/her career as a successful smoker. Any smoker claiming "never been busted" earned the right by avoiding being busted by the cops whole smoking weed.

Darryl: "fifteen years I've been smokin' and I ain't NEVER been busted!

"NEVER!" (small explosion) "BEEN!" (small explosion) "BUSTED!!!" (large explosion)

Never Been Busted by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

buttdial 

to accidentally dial someone's phone number by sitting on your phone, leaving a very confused person talking to your pants.

"hey man, what's up?"
(background noise)
"hello? yo, you there...? aw man. I think i just got buttdialed."

one minute later...

"hey. ... hey wait a sec. Again!?"

buttdial by vittorino June 24, 2008

Bused 

an instance where an individual is sucked into conversation with Gary Busey. When that said individual is drained of all mental essence and hope afterwards due to the immense frustration of talking to Gary Busey.

I was sitting in first class the other day, and Gary Busey walked in and sat down. He made eye contact with some poor guy across the Isle, and that guy had the worst few hours of his life being talked at by Gary Busey. He definitely got Bused.

Bused by BritishKnight95 October 5, 2015