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buttdicking 

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.
“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”
buttdicking by C. MURDER March 31, 2021
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Royal Buttfucking Stadium 

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup
Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)

Buttfucking 

When the people at gamestop buy your 50$ game for 9$, then they put it right back on the shelf for 49.99$.
Clerk: Hi welcome to gamestop, can I interest you in a buttfucking.
Customer: No thanks, I'll just sell my shit on ebay.
Buttfucking by Gamer69 August 29, 2012

buttfucking Democrat 

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.
Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.
buttfucking Democrat by jj1221 October 21, 2009

buttfucking shoes 

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.
Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!
buttfucking shoes by Thegundy April 14, 2022

buttfuckingham palace 

A saying used in the movie "Knocked Up".
So, hows life over at buttfuckingham palace?

buttsecking 

to be in the act of buttsecks; to buttseck.
hello? hey dude wuts up. hey can i call u back in like 20 minutes? i'm buttsecking my girl. aight talk to later, peace.
buttsecking by jon p from November 8, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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