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Butt burn 

The burning sensation that occurs after one has taken an epic diarrhea.
Dude 1: Why are you walking so slow? It looks like you got raped.

Dude 2: this butt burn is killing me!
Butt burn by The hempn February 1, 2010

butt burn 

After pooping and wiping your butt so often because of diarrhea, your butt crack chafes and hurts.
"Dude, I feel like crap as it is and NOW I have butt burn."
"That sucks."
butt burn by firecheeks October 31, 2009

burnt like buttered toast 

getting burned (mentally)
you just got burnt like buttered toast

burn-butting

To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.
Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.
burn-butting by Big Tom September 18, 2005

burn butting 

To park a vehicle by backing into a parking space
That guy is burn butting his truck.
burn butting by Big Tom September 4, 2005

Button Burn

Occurs when you take a pair of jeans just out of the dryer, and put them on. The Hot metal button painfully singes the surface of your skin hence the name Button Burn.
Dude I was late for a dinner date, and had no clean pair of jeans. I tossed a pair in the dryer to freshen them up I put them on on the way out the door and got a bad case of Button Burn.
Button Burn by magnoliagrounds December 12, 2010