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Butt burn 

The burning sensation that occurs after one has taken an epic diarrhea.
Dude 1: Why are you walking so slow? It looks like you got raped.

Dude 2: this butt burn is killing me!
Butt burn by The hempn February 1, 2010

butt burn 

After pooping and wiping your butt so often because of diarrhea, your butt crack chafes and hurts.
"Dude, I feel like crap as it is and NOW I have butt burn."
"That sucks."
butt burn by firecheeks October 31, 2009

burnt like buttered toast 

getting burned (mentally)
you just got burnt like buttered toast

burn-butting

To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.
Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.
burn-butting by Big Tom September 18, 2005

burn butting 

To park a vehicle by backing into a parking space
That guy is burn butting his truck.
burn butting by Big Tom September 4, 2005

Button Burn

Occurs when you take a pair of jeans just out of the dryer, and put them on. The Hot metal button painfully singes the surface of your skin hence the name Button Burn.
Dude I was late for a dinner date, and had no clean pair of jeans. I tossed a pair in the dryer to freshen them up I put them on on the way out the door and got a bad case of Button Burn.
Button Burn by magnoliagrounds December 12, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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