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Burmeister

A crazy ass mother fucker from Milwaukee, WI
One time I watched Burmeister set fire destroy 30 road barricades by throwing them into Lake Michigan. He claimed he was only "liberating" them and sending them "home".
Burmeister by WallyWest May 16, 2004
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Trey Burmeister 

Trey Burmeister is a man who breaks up with his girlfriend multiple times and gets back together with her. In the process of that a close friend of his takes advantage of one of the break-ups and kisses his girlfriend. After that he gets back together with her and doesn't even get mad at her.
Friend 1:"Did you hear Jill broke up with dan again?" Friend 2:"No way, it's only like the fifth time." Friend 1: "and John kissed her an hour after they broke up!" Friend 2: Dan is such a Trey Burmeister

besmeister

also, zhonginator, bes-o-matic
one hot ass asian. that goes by the name of besney zhong. also referred to as the zhonginator. anything of or pertainting to the besmeister is classed as bes-o-matic
me: hey luke its the besmeister
luke: BESNEY ZHONG!!!! i am croatian
me: i would smash that
anthony: for fucks sake, you and your obsession with the asian ladies. besney zhong, jen ma, the hot asian from urshies

BergMeister 

Another name for the ever popular Mountain Dew and Jägermeister drink.

The name comes from the German word "Berg" meaning "Mountain" and "Meister" roughly meaning "Master".

Ingredients:

Half a glass of Mountain Dew to one shot of Jägermeister.

Add ice if desired.
1: Hey, wanna make some BergMeister?
2: Hell yes!
BergMeister by Ash.J October 14, 2009

bromeister

SEE bro.

One who demonstrates proficiency in all things "bro".

"meister" originally means "master" in german and is used as a suffix in common English to demonstrate expertise in an area.
"That dude is such a bro"

"Naw, man, that dude's a bromeister"
bromeister by bromeister45 January 29, 2010

bermeisted 

When a chick with a dick fools a guy into thinking he's a chick, the guy has been bermeisted.
Man, I reached down her pants a grabbed a cock! I was bermeisted!
bermeisted by Jocaquely November 1, 2003

bauermeister 

The best motherfucking last name ever.

They are very hard-working people but they know how to partyyyyy!

Crackhead energy flows on the females while for the males its jsut beer flowing through them.
Wow, those Bauermeister are so cool!

I really wish I could be part of the Bauermeister family.
bauermeister by add essential November 23, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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