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Burmeister

One time I watched Burmeister set fire destroy 30 road barricades by throwing them into Lake Michigan. He claimed he was only "liberating" them and sending them "home".
Burmeister by WallyWest May 16, 2004

baumeister 

You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).
I tried to hold in my sneeze but i ended up baumeistering
baumeister by Rofifo December 18, 2011

Trey Burmeister 

Trey Burmeister is a man who breaks up with his girlfriend multiple times and gets back together with her. In the process of that a close friend of his takes advantage of one of the break-ups and kisses his girlfriend. After that he gets back together with her and doesn't even get mad at her.
Friend 1:"Did you hear Jill broke up with dan again?" Friend 2:"No way, it's only like the fifth time." Friend 1: "and John kissed her an hour after they broke up!" Friend 2: Dan is such a Trey Burmeister

Bogermeister MeisterBoger 

A most stingy person; the king of all bogarts; one who is the consummate hoarder of thing meant to be shared
This Little Piggy boged the doob all the way to the Queen concert, you're the Bogermeister MeisterBoger, dude!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026