bauermeister

The best motherfucking last name ever.

They are very hard-working people but they know how to partyyyyy!

Crackhead energy flows on the females while for the males its jsut beer flowing through them.

Wow, those Bauermeister are so cool!

I really wish I could be part of the Bauermeister family.

bauermeister by add essential November 23, 2020

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Burmeister

A crazy ass mother fucker from Milwaukee, WI

One time I watched Burmeister set fire destroy 30 road barricades by throwing them into Lake Michigan. He claimed he was only "liberating" them and sending them "home".

Burmeister by WallyWest May 16, 2004

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baumeister

You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).

I tried to hold in my sneeze but i ended up baumeistering

baumeister by Rofifo December 18, 2011

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Trey Burmeister

Trey Burmeister is a man who breaks up with his girlfriend multiple times and gets back together with her. In the process of that a close friend of his takes advantage of one of the break-ups and kisses his girlfriend. After that he gets back together with her and doesn't even get mad at her.

Friend 1:"Did you hear Jill broke up with dan again?" Friend 2:"No way, it's only like the fifth time." Friend 1: "and John kissed her an hour after they broke up!" Friend 2: Dan is such a Trey Burmeister

Trey Burmeister by Red couch May 13, 2014

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Bogermeister MeisterBoger

A most stingy person; the king of all bogarts; one who is the consummate hoarder of thing meant to be shared

This Little Piggy boged the doob all the way to the Queen concert, you're the Bogermeister MeisterBoger, dude!

Bogermeister MeisterBoger by Babajawabanubi May 21, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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