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bumpin uglies

Home girl be bumpin uglies with one too many freaks.
bumpin uglies by Sybermoms.com October 21, 2003

Bumpin Uglies

The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.
Bumpin Uglies. That girl is a perfect example.
Bumpin Uglies by Tardified July 30, 2010

bumpin uglies

lesbian sex; when the vaginas of two female sex partners smack together during sexual intercourse, often swapping fluids and debris.
I was trying to sleep, but the lesbians next door were bumpin uglies all night and the sloppy smacking noises were echoing too loudly
bumpin uglies by lunchemz May 19, 2005

uglies bumpin' uglies 

Refers to the phenomenon of two extremely unattractive people having sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Wow! Your neighbors, the husband and wife pair, sure are ugly.
Person 2: Yes, they are. And, guess what? The walls are so thin in this place that I heard them having sex last night.
Person 1: Ugh! The sound of "uglies bumpin' uglies" brings terrible images to mind. Awful!
uglies bumpin' uglies by anonymous August 27, 2021

bumpin the uglies 

Yo dogg I be bumpin them uglies left an' right.

bumping uglies 

1. sex between a male and a female
C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.
bumping uglies by Bud E Love May 15, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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