She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.

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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...

Bummito by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

Related Words

Bummist • Bum Mister • Bummish • bummit • Brummistan • Bummest • bummism • Bummito • bummity bum bum bum • bumtist

Bummish

Noun - Bummish is the universal language spoken and understood only by the homeless. While the origins are unknown, Bummish is believed to have been influenced from Classical Greek and Latin and evolved due to elisions of the ablative forms of both these languages.

The man over there is speaking a similar language to Bummish, he is probably homeless.

Nick and Perry have studied Bummish so long they are able to freely converse with homeless people and not get attacked.

Bummish by Louis Gilbert December 10, 2009

bummish

1. something that bums you out or annoys you

2. dressing like a hobo or bum (for either gender it usually refers to wearing just sweats and a tshirt and for girls it also means no makeup and wearing your hair in a messy ponytail)

"Dude, it's bummish that you can't go to the party on Friday."

or

"I'm going to be looking bummish today because I was too lazy to find nicer clothes."

bummish by KP03 August 12, 2009

bummit

Vomit Squirting from one's Butthole.

The Bummit Just kept on Flying!

bummit by Matt January 5, 2004

bummism

A social disease that causes the infected person to be lazy, trifling, exhibit poor hygiene and as a result they are broke and tend to be okay with it

broke bum lazy trifling broke bummism

bummism by 50shadesofjah October 3, 2013

Bummint

1. (n, adj.) Any large, Socialist, tax-and-spend Gummint.

2. (n, adj.) A contraction of "Big Gummint"

1. Obama's Bummint has increased the US National Debt beyond the levels of all Presidents in US history, combined. It's an Obamanation.

2. Bummint Spending can only be sustained by excess taxes and wealth transfers, from the productive to the unproductive.

Bummint by DaChieftain July 9, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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