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She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.
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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...
Bummito by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020
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Noun - Bummish is the universal language spoken and understood only by the homeless. While the origins are unknown, Bummish is believed to have been influenced from Classical Greek and Latin and evolved due to elisions of the ablative forms of both these languages.
The man over there is speaking a similar language to Bummish, he is probably homeless.

Nick and Perry have studied Bummish so long they are able to freely converse with homeless people and not get attacked.
Bummish by Louis Gilbert December 10, 2009
1. something that bums you out or annoys you

2. dressing like a hobo or bum (for either gender it usually refers to wearing just sweats and a tshirt and for girls it also means no makeup and wearing your hair in a messy ponytail)
"Dude, it's bummish that you can't go to the party on Friday."

or

"I'm going to be looking bummish today because I was too lazy to find nicer clothes."
bummish by KP03 August 12, 2009
Vomit Squirting from one's Butthole.
The Bummit Just kept on Flying!
bummit by Matt January 5, 2004
A social disease that causes the infected person to be lazy, trifling, exhibit poor hygiene and as a result they are broke and tend to be okay with it
broke bum lazy trifling broke bummism
bummism by 50shadesofjah October 3, 2013
1. (n, adj.) Any large, Socialist, tax-and-spend Gummint.

2. (n, adj.) A contraction of "Big Gummint"
1. Obama's Bummint has increased the US National Debt beyond the levels of all Presidents in US history, combined. It's an Obamanation.

2. Bummint Spending can only be sustained by excess taxes and wealth transfers, from the productive to the unproductive.
Bummint by DaChieftain July 9, 2011
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