Bummito 

She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.

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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...

Bummito by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

bummit

Vomit Squirting from one's Butthole.

The Bummit Just kept on Flying!

bummit by Matt January 5, 2004

bummit

To Severly wreck a person's anus by pummeling them in the ass with an object.

Man, I bummited the shit out of Chelsa last night, she's not gonna shit or walk right for a month.

bummit by Gibbina January 12, 2007

bummity bum bum bum 

a song to sing when your bum hurts

"aaah johnny my bum hurts"
"bummity bum bum bum"
"fuck off"

bummity bum bum bum by polnarefflxnd October 16, 2022