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1. (n, adj.) Any large, Socialist, tax-and-spend Gummint.

2. (n, adj.) A contraction of "Big Gummint"
1. Obama's Bummint has increased the US National Debt beyond the levels of all Presidents in US history, combined. It's an Obamanation.

2. Bummint Spending can only be sustained by excess taxes and wealth transfers, from the productive to the unproductive.
Bummint by DaChieftain July 9, 2011
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bumming my bone 

"Geez Kim, you need to wax your moustache, it's bumming my bone"
bumming my bone by tree fingers January 9, 2014
She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.
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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...
Bummito by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

blood bumming 

The perseverence of anal sex even when the reciprient is bleeding out...
Ted got caught blood bumming by his mum last night!
blood bumming by Us-Trap September 26, 2018

straight bummin' 

The act of bumming another man for non sexual reasons
Nick loves women but is not against a bit of straight bummin'
straight bummin' by Skrurk November 17, 2022

air bumming

The act practiced by squaddies in the presence of a camera & an unaware victim.

Victim is usually busy manning a phone or working on equipment, camera is filming said victim (either knowingly or non), victim is approached by the "air bummer", "air bummer" begins simulating sex motions without touching or alerting the victim that they are being "air bummed", hilarity ensues, victim humiliated, video is usually posted on the internet.

In extreme cases the "air bummer" will be joined by multiple wingmen and all will start bumming each other, sometimes forming a "bumming train".
Best air bumming examples are found on well known video websites.
air bumming by thegreendeath July 23, 2009

Eye Bumming 

When a man's eyes linger too long on a ladies bottom, he is said to be 'eye bumming' her.
A lady walks past a man in the street, the man turns to check the ladies bottom out as she passes. The man is then 'eye bumming' the lady, or violating her with his beady eyes, and can legitimately be referred to as a 'eye bummer' from then on. The unfortunate lady has been 'eye bummed'
Eye Bumming by Tomster@Lyon November 8, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

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countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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