bum-fuck nowhere 

completely in the middle of nowhere; far away from anywhere.

the dude lives in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere!

bum-fuck nowhere by mr.Tom January 10, 2003

Bum-fuck Nowhere 

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

Bum-fuck Nowhere by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

bum fuck nowhere 

A place out in the middle of nowhere, miles from civilization and miles from help if needed.

"What's Bluey up these days?"

"He got a new job at a mine out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. It's at least two days drive from Sydney."

bum fuck nowhere by IzzleMann May 28, 2008

bumfuck nowhere 

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

bumfuck nowhere by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

bumfuck nowhere 

Ingomar, Montana

Man, I don't know how Boots lives in Ingomar, it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere...

bumfuck nowhere by ZombieDawgs July 25, 2018

Bumfuck Nowhere

"Bumfuck Nowhere" refers to a remote place, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, or a small town where almost nobody visits, so you see the same faces a lot, if any at all, depending on where you are.

"I had to go visit Terri in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Why doesn't she just move to the big city already?"

"She's fucking crazy, don't you know? The bitch owns like 12 cats. She's the crazy cat lady who lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere."

Bumfuck Nowhere by FEBREEZEB1TCH3 December 23, 2025

bumfucknowhere 

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.

Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.

bumfucknowhere by Simon February 16, 2004