bullshitomics

The "art" of writing "successful" academic papers and grants. Strategies include, but are not limited to overpromising and underdelivering, overselling, cherry picking results that fit your theory, focusing on a neat story and massaging the data until they confirm it, making vague and untestable predictions, creating new names for old ideas and claiming novelty, etc.

- How did you like that Nature paper?
- I hated it - it was pure bullshitomics.

by crazygg March 14, 2019

Bullshitosis

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.

Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!

by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009

bullshititics

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

bullshittics

Random political conversation.

The Senator was talking bullshittics.

by Mar das Cuxinhas September 12, 2016

Bullshithics

Is a form of ethics when your ethical attitudes are worthless in a world full of brutality and savageness , Bullshithics is when your ethics's value equal nothing and it is extremely fatal to behave ethically with the outside world , and it is a life-threatening condition to fall into.

The guy is extremely wise , he sees the world realistically and unbiased to any form of emotions, he talks real Bullshithics.

by l9ayd_l3iyachi November 1, 2017