by Tinkerbell1 February 8, 2017
Get the Bullshitalist mug.A Bullshitist is a person who is so good at making up stories that you almost believe their lies. When they get real good it’s hard to tell which of their stories are made up and which is real.
A Bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He’s the guy who: hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, has fucked a girl from just about every country in the world, has degrees in philosophy, medicine, engineering and math, but just can’t seem to make friends.
He can’t figure out why people don’t like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger and better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he’s creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.
A Bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He’s the guy who: hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, has fucked a girl from just about every country in the world, has degrees in philosophy, medicine, engineering and math, but just can’t seem to make friends.
He can’t figure out why people don’t like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger and better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he’s creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.
David: And then, just when the torturer was about to make his final move, I broke my chains, karate chopped his ass, blew up the entire military base then came back home and had a drink with the ladies... and THAT'S how I know that a good hit to the back of the head knocks someone out *convincing laugh*
Bill: Wow! You must teach me that sometime.
Kareem (whispering): Don't believe a word he says. David is a Bullshitist.
Bill: Wow! You must teach me that sometime.
Kareem (whispering): Don't believe a word he says. David is a Bullshitist.
by numandine July 4, 2009
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A person of Caucasian ancestry who supports, advocates, condones, or ignores white supremacy. Whether blatantly or thru pure ignorance.
"Amber Rose can't be a bullshitalot Myron... she isn't white bro."
"Hilary Clinton or Donald Trump?... Neither!!! They are both grade A bullshitalots"
"Drake is a total bullshitalot"
"Hilary Clinton or Donald Trump?... Neither!!! They are both grade A bullshitalots"
"Drake is a total bullshitalot"
by OG_KUSHERTON June 19, 2016
Get the bullshitalots mug.an italian-american (usually a man) who pretends to be excessively italian, saying things like 'grazie' and 'fuggetaboutit' all the time. the bullshitalian will often pretend to be affiliated with the mafia, (though a real mafioso will never, ever, reveal their identity) or will sometimes pretend that their name is something very italian. some bullshitalians will wear silly 'native' clothing that they bought at a store down the street, pretending they got it in the bronx ten years ago.
he's such a bullshitalian
by theoriginalbullshitalian November 13, 2010
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Get the Bullshitist mug.Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.
by Jim Inman September 2, 2006
Get the bullshitistic mug.A sarcastic way of saying bullshit, as in saying "bullshit, fantastic!" Usually used alone as an exclamation after the occurrence of a negative or disagreeable event.
*after Tigers lose in 6th inning due to rain with go ahead run at the plate*
"That's bullshitastic dude"
*teenagers in a shitty car in a liquor store parking lot*
Adam: Dude Carl won't sell me any 40s.
Bob: What? He's your brother dude he knows we ain't gonna get caught.
Adam: He says they know.
Bob: That's bullshitastic! Now what?
"That's bullshitastic dude"
*teenagers in a shitty car in a liquor store parking lot*
Adam: Dude Carl won't sell me any 40s.
Bob: What? He's your brother dude he knows we ain't gonna get caught.
Adam: He says they know.
Bob: That's bullshitastic! Now what?
by coonka July 31, 2012
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