Bullshiterise

When you need to take hard facts that people or colleagues cannot fathom and turn it into some blunt but corporately appropriate drivel to get your point across without getting fired.

"I write the facts, you corporate bullshiterise it"
"They don't understand, I have to bullshiterise it"
"F it, time to bullshiterise"

Bullshiterise by TheLodgemeister March 29, 2023

Bullshiternet 

1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.

(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.

Bullshiternet by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009

bullshitterish 

Speaking real bullshit

Butch you talking real bullshitterish right now

bullshitterish by baby god October 7, 2015

bullshitterish 

Speaking real bullshit

Butch you talking real bullshitterish right now

bullshitterish by baby god October 7, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022