Bullshiterise

When you need to take hard facts that people or colleagues cannot fathom and turn it into some blunt but corporately appropriate drivel to get your point across without getting fired.

"I write the facts, you corporate bullshiterise it"
"They don't understand, I have to bullshiterise it"
"F it, time to bullshiterise"

Bullshiterise by TheLodgemeister March 29, 2023

Bullshiternet 

1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.

(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.

Bullshiternet by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009

bullshitterish 

Speaking real bullshit

Butch you talking real bullshitterish right now

bullshitterish by baby god October 7, 2015

bullshitterish 

Speaking real bullshit

Butch you talking real bullshitterish right now

bullshitterish by baby god October 7, 2015