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bullshitinosis 

A fake or immaginary disease, usually to get out of work or for attention. Calling out someone who you know is faking it.
Mark: My tummy doesn't feel good and my head is hot. I think I am sick, I can't go to work today.
Tom:Bullshitinosis
Travis: Yes, Mark you have bullshitinosis, and IDS
bullshitinosis by yoda321 November 6, 2009
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Bullshitosis 

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
Bullshitosis by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009
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bullshitinous

Affected by, characterized by, or resembling bullshit.
We had to put up with several bullshitinous rules on the campus.
bullshitinous by Nick Wright February 3, 2005
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