Bullcarp 

Typo-that-isn't-a-typo, non-offensive way of saying "bullcrap", mentioning carp, the fish.

Me:Hey, how're you doing?
Friend:Good, uh, I have something to tell you...
Me:What is it?
Friend:I broke your iPod while you loaned it to me.
Me:OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL THAT'S BULLCARP!!!

Bullcarp by hiddenninja January 19, 2010

mickey mouse bullcrap 

mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying

my ex started an argument with me i told her i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullcrap

mickey mouse bullcrap by bluebear September 9, 2022

bullcrap 

Used by many as a kinder alternative to bullshit. Also used by the younger crowd so they wont get their filthy mouths washed out with soap by their parents.

Something that you will inevitably step in when you are walking around a fair.

Aww c'mon mom, why does Timmy get some cake and I don't? This is bullcrap!

Hey man, you just stepped in some bullcrap!
Dammit, these are my new Jordans!

bullcrap by Dude Grease November 21, 2006

Bullcrap dun changed since 1900 

Stuff has changed since a long time ago.

Son Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

Bullcrap dun changed since 1900 by societyfailed November 10, 2017

bullcraptuous 

Adjective. Alike, or pertaining to bullcrap or bullshit. Used in this form to add variety to ways of accusing people of lying.
Synonym: Bullshittuous

"My dog ate my homework"
"That's bullcraptuous"

"Dude, my boss gave me the bullcraptuous job of wiping down the light switches before I could go home"

"Check this out! It's brown and smelly!"
"It is pretty bullcraptuous..."
"And it tastes like shit too!"

bullcraptuous by Moronlicious February 3, 2010

bullcrapping 

Saying random things; talking about nothing. see blabism.

Person 1: Soooo
Person 2: Dr. pepper
Person 1: what?
Person 2: Paper airplanes are awesome
Person 1: ???

Person 2 is bullcrapping

bullcrapping by c-unitt July 23, 2009

dat's-da-bullcrap 

Phrase used to describe something, someone, or situation that's crazy, stupid, unsatisfactory, or unacceptable. The term is believed to have branched from the infamous term, "dat's-da-bullshit", and was created in order to accommodate rated PG speakers by a brilliant young lady from Jacksonville, NC.

Me: "Oh man! did you see how fast that huge zipper spider up in that corner moved? Dat's-da-bullshit!"
R.S.: "Yea!, dat's-da-bullcrap!"

dat's-da-bullcrap by yejoon September 23, 2009