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bullcrap 

Used by many as a kinder alternative to bullshit. Also used by the younger crowd so they wont get their filthy mouths washed out with soap by their parents.

Something that you will inevitably step in when you are walking around a fair.
Aww c'mon mom, why does Timmy get some cake and I don't? This is bullcrap!

Hey man, you just stepped in some bullcrap!
Dammit, these are my new Jordans!
bullcrap by Dude Grease November 21, 2006
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bullcrap 

similar to bullshit, it describes utter nonsense
bullcrap by politika October 6, 2003
This test so hard and I think that’s bullcrap
Bullcrap by Jack2462341 June 3, 2026

Bullcrap dun changed since 1900 

Stuff has changed since a long time ago.
Son Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

mickey mouse bullcrap 

mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying
my ex started an argument with me i told her i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullcrap
mickey mouse bullcrap by bluebear September 9, 2022

dat's-da-bullcrap 

Phrase used to describe something, someone, or situation that's crazy, stupid, unsatisfactory, or unacceptable. The term is believed to have branched from the infamous term, "dat's-da-bullshit", and was created in order to accommodate rated PG speakers by a brilliant young lady from Jacksonville, NC.
Me: "Oh man! did you see how fast that huge zipper spider up in that corner moved? Dat's-da-bullshit!"
R.S.: "Yea!, dat's-da-bullcrap!"
dat's-da-bullcrap by yejoon September 23, 2009

Definition of bullcrap

When Kentaro beats Beef Boss in wii party even though he gets last place in almost all minigames
that’s the fucking definition of bullcrap right there
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