bullcrap

Used by many as a kinder alternative to bullshit. Also used by the younger crowd so they wont get their filthy mouths washed out with soap by their parents.

Something that you will inevitably step in when you are walking around a fair.

Aww c'mon mom, why does Timmy get some cake and I don't? This is bullcrap!

Hey man, you just stepped in some bullcrap!
Dammit, these are my new Jordans!

by Dude Grease November 21, 2006

bullcrap

similar to bullshit, it describes utter nonsense

Politicians usually sprout bullcrap.

by politika October 6, 2003

Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

Stuff has changed since a long time ago.

Son Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

by societyfailed November 10, 2017

mickey mouse bullcrap

mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying

my ex started an argument with me i told her i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullcrap

by bluebear September 9, 2022

dat's-da-bullcrap

Phrase used to describe something, someone, or situation that's crazy, stupid, unsatisfactory, or unacceptable. The term is believed to have branched from the infamous term, "dat's-da-bullshit", and was created in order to accommodate rated PG speakers by a brilliant young lady from Jacksonville, NC.

Me: "Oh man! did you see how fast that huge zipper spider up in that corner moved? Dat's-da-bullshit!"
R.S.: "Yea!, dat's-da-bullcrap!"

by yejoon September 23, 2009

Definition of bullcrap

When Kentaro beats Beef Boss in wii party even though he gets last place in almost all minigames

that’s the fucking definition of bullcrap right there

by Internetsavior November 11, 2019

Bullcrastinate

Procrastinating on bull shit that you don't want to deal with.

I really shouldn't bullcrastinate, but fuck it I'll deal with it later!

by Magdalen22 December 7, 2014