Bull Whip

When you fill a sock up with shit (presumably yours), freeze it, and wait till the opportune moment to take it out and whip a mofo with it :D

Dude, I stayed the night and Aarons house yesterday, and he frickin' woke me up with a gnarly bull whip! Shit wasn't even frozen all the way!

by SexyRanchDressingMan October 08, 2008

bull whip

This is the dude version of a pony tail.

"Wow, nice pony tail..."
"Do I look like a miniature horse that small children ride on, and more so, does it look I have one of their effeminate tails on the back of my head? It's a bull whip, and no, you can't touch it."

by poop geyser February 22, 2009

indian bull whip

The act of shitting in a sock then using it to smack someone in the face with it.

My friend passed out on my bed and wouldnt get up. So I indian bull whipped that motherfucker

by NyCShadow July 23, 2005

Mississippi Bull Whip

When you and all your boys shit in a tube sock and hit the ugliest bitch around in the face with it.

Did you see Dirty Deb get Mississippi Bull Whipped? There was shit all over her face!

by Nickthestick91 November 26, 2007

texas bull whip

when one poops, in a long tube sock, and then procedes to whip someone with it.

maria made a texas bull whip, and hit michele with it.

by Alex737 November 14, 2011

Bolivian bull whip

When you take a tube sock, defecate into it, and then you wield it as a whip above your head swinging it violently.

I smacked your mom in the face last night with a Bolivian bull whip.

by Rose Doyle May 24, 2009

bull whip tit

tits with so much slack you can use them as a bull whip to slap the shit out of the guy across the table.

Sherri pulled out her bull whip tit and knocked Brian on his ass.

by messy bun October 13, 2017