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Bugles are cone shaped crunchy snacks often sold in vending machines. Hunched over bitches like to eat them after sex.
After sex, hunched over bitch's cat ( Bojangles) licks up all the Bugles crumbs.
bugles by annamal83 September 11, 2013
Words you can keep
The man version of kegels. When a man exercises his gluteus maximus to keep that thing tight.
Bro could pick up a quarter with his rear end from doing his daily Bugles.
Bugles by Shit crew original. April 20, 2026

Oh Bugles 

You say “OH BUGLES” whenever you feel like it. It is a fitting word for every situation, don’t believe me ? Try it. You could say it when something is great, embarrassing, weird… it always works.
Oh bugles , it’s hot in here !”
Oh Bugles by The bugle person January 2, 2023

Viper's Bugloss 

Viper’s Bugloss is unusual as it is the name for two entirely different things:
1 A common European plant "Echium Vulgare" also known as Blueweed, which has rough, hairy leaves and the flowers start off pink but turn blue as they mature;
2 A European moth "Hadena Irregularis" which flies from July to August, believed extinct in the UK due to loss of habitat;
So despite sounding a bit sinister, it’s just the name of a couple of nature’s minor oddities.
"Oh look, Viper's Bugloss!"
"Which? The plant or the moth?"
Viper's Bugloss by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015
The description of a situation or scenario that is uncomfortable. Can also be said as "bugles, bugle'd, and bugleying."

Bugles are things such as small objects, that cause negative emotions to arise, typically discomfort or annoyance. It can also be applied as an idea or physical/emotional feeling.

Bugleying is the act or presence of something or someone causing bad environment.
Situation 1

Guy 1: Hot weather is bugley
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right

Situation 2

Guy 1: All of these crumbs in my bed are bugles
Guy 2: Yeah they are, just looking at them is getting me bugle'd

Situation 3

Guy 1: You are bugleying me so hard right now, stop.
Bugley by Bloodzack12 October 19, 2016

bugle fart 

When one expels gas with such force that a musical tone much like that of a bugle blast results.
Instead of waking his platoon with the traditions Reveille, Private First Class Rodriguez instead chose to bugle fart over the company broadcast system, an action that earned him a twenty mile hike in full gear.
bugle fart by thejimparker November 18, 2016

Dick Bugler 

A man who brags about their Penis size being larger than others, and is always asking to compare.
"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "

"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler
Dick Bugler by FannyCulo May 12, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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