bugles 

Bugles are cone shaped crunchy snacks often sold in vending machines. Hunched over bitches like to eat them after sex.

After sex, hunched over bitch's cat ( Bojangles) licks up all the Bugles crumbs.

bugles by annamal83 September 11, 2013

Bugles

The man version of kegels. When a man exercises his gluteus maximus to keep that thing tight.

Bro could pick up a quarter with his rear end from doing his daily Bugles.

Bugles by Shit crew original. April 20, 2026

Oh Bugles 

You say “OH BUGLES” whenever you feel like it. It is a fitting word for every situation, don’t believe me ? Try it. You could say it when something is great, embarrassing, weird… it always works.

“Oh bugles , it’s hot in here !”

Oh Bugles by The bugle person January 2, 2023

Viper's Bugloss 

Viper’s Bugloss is unusual as it is the name for two entirely different things:
1 A common European plant "Echium Vulgare" also known as Blueweed, which has rough, hairy leaves and the flowers start off pink but turn blue as they mature;
2 A European moth "Hadena Irregularis" which flies from July to August, believed extinct in the UK due to loss of habitat;
So despite sounding a bit sinister, it’s just the name of a couple of nature’s minor oddities.

"Oh look, Viper's Bugloss!"
"Which? The plant or the moth?"

Viper's Bugloss by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Bugley 

The description of a situation or scenario that is uncomfortable. Can also be said as "bugles, bugle'd, and bugleying."

Bugles are things such as small objects, that cause negative emotions to arise, typically discomfort or annoyance. It can also be applied as an idea or physical/emotional feeling.

Bugleying is the act or presence of something or someone causing bad environment.

Situation 1

Guy 1: Hot weather is bugley
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right

Situation 2

Guy 1: All of these crumbs in my bed are bugles
Guy 2: Yeah they are, just looking at them is getting me bugle'd

Situation 3

Guy 1: You are bugleying me so hard right now, stop.

Bugley by Bloodzack12 October 19, 2016

bugle fart 

When one expels gas with such force that a musical tone much like that of a bugle blast results.

Instead of waking his platoon with the traditions Reveille, Private First Class Rodriguez instead chose to bugle fart over the company broadcast system, an action that earned him a twenty mile hike in full gear.

bugle fart by thejimparker November 18, 2016

Dick Bugler 

A man who brags about their Penis size being larger than others, and is always asking to compare.

"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "

"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler

Dick Bugler by FannyCulo May 12, 2016