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Buffeting
Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
Buffeting by darude-meme-storm May 8, 2018
Related Words
muffin buffing
joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing
muffin buffing by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017
Pickle Buffing
Pickle Buffing by king flawless on da thrown December 22, 2008
buffing the bishop
It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.
buffing the bishop by dana_mix October 14, 2007
buffing the banana
Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.
buffing the banana by Ricky K November 15, 2007
free buffing
When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also known as free muffing or going commando.
Halfway through dinner Jennifer told me she was free buffing and I couldn't get my mind off of tagging her the rest of the meal
free buffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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