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Buttix
Buttix by NiraMillson September 23, 2016
Brutters
Brutters by HualianInventedLove September 5, 2021
Bretting
Bretting by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019
buttiwash
Word origin Trinidad. Buttiwash is the act of a man licking a woman's ass. Ordinarily, associated with a horny man so overcome with joy and excitement from getting a beautiful woman with a nice ass in bed, that he puts his face right on her bare ass.
Nancy to Bob: Hi Bob, whatcha doin buttiwash? I haven't showered in three days.
Bob to Nancy: Don't worry honey, I will clean you right up.
Bob to Nancy: Don't worry honey, I will clean you right up.
buttiwash by CattlesRgreat August 7, 2017
Balloon Butting
Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.
Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!
Balloon Butting by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014
Buttiwash
Word originating in Trinidad. A buttiwash, a variation of batty wash, is the act of a man so turned by a beautiful woman and her lovely behind, he puts his face right on her bare ass and licks her ass clean.
Nancy to Greg: Greg, no buttiwash, I haven't showered in three days.
Greg to Nancy: Don't sorry honey, I will clean you up.
Greg to Nancy: Don't sorry honey, I will clean you up.
Buttiwash by CattlesRgreat August 10, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026