When one is too cool for words. When someone has a particularly brett like status. When someone is being too sexy to handle. Schlong like you've never seen.

"Man he was totally bretting at that abortion clinic"

"It's going to be a bretting night!"

Bretting by supniggabrettingbrettiebootool April 24, 2014

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Bretting

To cum in your pants when overly excited by a woman’s presence.

My friend was going through a dry spell and was hanging out with this new girl and ended up bretting himself.

Bretting by Jae Larsen October 9, 2025

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Bretting a joke

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.

Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)

Bretting a joke by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

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Bretting it

Gooning in a bathroom on a school trip for four hours straight.

Jonas is bretting it again, i ain't going in there.

Bretting it by pro bretting it April 2, 2025

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Ass Betting

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.

Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!

Ass Betting by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006