Bretting

When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.

Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.

Bretting by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019

bretting

Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

bretting by Dli March 19, 2014

Bretting

When one is too cool for words. When someone has a particularly brett like status. When someone is being too sexy to handle. Schlong like you've never seen.

"Man he was totally bretting at that abortion clinic"

"It's going to be a bretting night!"

Bretting by supniggabrettingbrettiebootool April 24, 2014

Bretting

To cum in your pants when overly excited by a woman’s presence.

My friend was going through a dry spell and was hanging out with this new girl and ended up bretting himself.

Bretting by Jae Larsen October 9, 2025

Bretting a joke 

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.

Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)

Bretting a joke by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

Bretting it

Gooning in a bathroom on a school trip for four hours straight.

Jonas is bretting it again, i ain't going in there.

Bretting it by pro bretting it April 2, 2025

Ass Betting 

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.

Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!

Ass Betting by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006