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Brocrates
Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)
A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...
*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"
*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"
Brocrates by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010
Related Words
Brutocrat • Bragocrator • bratocracy • Brocrates • brotocracy • brutecrack • burocrat • burocratic • Burrocrat • BRUNOS RATS
brotocracy
brotocracy by jackson robbins October 24, 2008
bratocracy
Paris Hilton is a member of the Bratocracy
bratocracy by Woobalonious Maximums September 9, 2015
brutecrack
Jake: I just killed fifteen people with an axe.
Old Jim: That's as brutal as crack.
Harry: I just killed twenty-nine pre-school kids with a bulldozer and some dynamite.
Old Jim: Now that's brutecrack.
Old Jim: That's as brutal as crack.
Harry: I just killed twenty-nine pre-school kids with a bulldozer and some dynamite.
Old Jim: Now that's brutecrack.
brutecrack by NewSlacksMan April 21, 2009
burocrat
a jackass liberal politician
burocratic
My burocratic professor likes to drink from his flask while pondering how steep the bell curve should be after writing incoherent insults to on my essay
burocratic by tunafish115 October 30, 2009
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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