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Brocrates 

Pronounced: Bro-cra-tees...like Socrates (it's ok Bro's, you don't need to know who that is anyways)

A pseudo-philosophical bro. Brocates will make statements intended to be deep and philosophical, but which will instead come across as lame and pitiful. Substances such as alcohol and marijuana may induce extended periods of such attempts at depth and insight - aka failosophy
*exhales puff of smoke* "...Dude. So I was makin out with this one chick the other night - and I thought to myself 'what if this isn't a real chick, but a robot sent to kill me' but then I kept makin out with her"...

*smashes beer can on forehead* "Damn Brocrates. That was deep"
Brocrates by A Clamor of Rooks July 19, 2010

brotocracy 

an institution or organization (i.e. schools, business, etc.) that is dominated by bros
fuck notre dame, that's such a brotocracy
brotocracy by jackson robbins October 24, 2008

bratocracy

The children of the super rich, who have no substance or add anything to society.
Paris Hilton is a member of the Bratocracy

brutecrack 

More brutal than crack
Jake: I just killed fifteen people with an axe.
Old Jim: That's as brutal as crack.

Harry: I just killed twenty-nine pre-school kids with a bulldozer and some dynamite.
Old Jim: Now that's brutecrack.
brutecrack by NewSlacksMan April 21, 2009

burocratic 

My burocratic professor likes to drink from his flask while pondering how steep the bell curve should be after writing incoherent insults to on my essay
burocratic by tunafish115 October 30, 2009